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Bueno y como decia mi abuelo ... de eso tan bueno si dan tanto? Yo.. no creo. De hecho, se que ese tipo ideal NO EXISTE y que lo mas parecido son las pasticas estas a las que solo se les agrega agua tibia y listo un manjar en la boca! (excepto porque tienen edulcorantes, conservantes, preservantes, saborizantes y además algo de comida). Creo que en algún momento del camino nos dejamos endilgar el papel de ser los abanderados de la moda, la vanguardia del gusto, los amos del estilo y los portadores del encanto y ese papel se convirtió en otro libreto adicional que debiamos representar con éxito. Y es que acaso todos los gay somos o debemos ser así? Hombre que ya hace 14 años me salí de un closet muy estrecho para ahora meterme en un corset!

Primera ideita suelta: Y es que si exigimos tanto ... será que estamos dando lo mismo, es decir... yo si me cuadraría conmigo? Charlando con un amigo que me conoce y sabe que en promedio soy buena gente, busco algo estable, tengo capacidad para enamorarme, que algunas de las cosas del estandar arriba enunciado las cumplo y otras ni a bala, me decía: "Y no será que le estás exigiendo mucho al hombre de hoy? Se de tu formación y estilo de vida, pero ... no estás pidiendo mucho para el contexto en el que vivimos todos?"

Segunda ideita suelta: Hace algunos años mi prima egresada del Rosario le decia a mi abuela "no abuelita, yo definitivamente voy a exigir que mis hermanas se casen con profesionales... es que de resto... mejor no." A lo que mi abuela respondió "Pues mijita, su papá no es mas que un obrero de cuadrilla en telefonos que a todas les dió casa, profesión, nunca les faltó nada, lleva casado con su mamá 35 años y solo tiene 5 de primaria."

Tercera ideita suelta: Si, ya se que este es el modelo heterosexual, pero yo no estaría en este mundo si mi adorada abuela, sobrina nieta del padre Almanza (uno de los sacerdotes de mayor prestigio en la Bogotá del siglo XIX) no se hubiera enamorado con locura y se hubiera volado de su casa con mi abuelo hijo natural y huerfano de un hacendado de la sabana que no tenía mas posesiones que un par de camisas, unos zapatos, un colchon viejo y sus dos manos para trabajar; si ambos no se hubieran ido a vivir a la Asunción cuando era un barrial con casas encima; si entre juntos no hubieran hecho un rancho ladrillo y ladrillo, si a pesar de no ganar sino a destajo no se hubieran decidido por tener dos hijos y adoptar una tercera y si a pesar de sus mutuos defectos no hubieran seguido adorandose con locura por 63 años.

Cuarta ideita suelta: Hace un par de años descubrí que el amor sincero también puede darse en poco tiempo y en las condiciones mas absurdas cuando Diego con los ojos encharcados decidió desnudarme su alma para mostrarme que no había mas leña que la que ardía, pero que era suficiente para ambos si nos manteniamos muy juntos.

Quinta ideita suelta: Marco y Javier, pareja amiga que se ama profundamente y que ha hecho de su casa un hogar, no estarían juntos si no fuese porque se eligieron, seropositivo uno y drogodependiente el otro, decidiendo que su existencia sería un acto de fe mutua. Hoy cuatro años después viven juntos en su apartamento, son existosos en su trabajo, sus familias se conocen, se visitan y todos dan gracias a la vida por haberles brindado una oportunidad como aquella.

Un abrazo a todos y disculpen si hubo uno que otro varillazo, en todo caso son fruto de cariño.(Mmm eso sonó un poco sado!! jajaja)

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Lo mejor que he leído de tí... voy a linkear este post en mi página, porque es de antología.

Me permito hacer varios comendatarios "sueltos"

Primero, no te engañes: el hombre perfecto SI EXISTE... Por supuesto que hay el hombre que es al mismo tiempo Bello, Atlético, Existoso, adinerado, inteligente y buen catre.... solo hay un problema: está casado y su novio no lo deja ni salir a la calle o es el mas perro de los perros porque tiene una corte entera de diablas pendientes de sus favores.

Segundo: El principio de la predestinación es algo demasiado derrotista... quien dijo que porque uno no sea de buena familia, lindo o hubiera estudiado en la mejor universidad no puede ser una maravillosa persona?

Tercero: Los Paisas tenemos un refrán muy sabio que dice.. "El que mucho escoge, se queda sin nada".

Cuarto: Esta frase es magistral: "ME CUADRARÍA CONMIGO MISMO?"... sin comentarios.

Quinto, Un mensaje para Akira: Como es ese cuento de cerrar el blog por las confrontaciones ideológicas?.... si lo único que a ti te gusta es el "elogio constructivo" pues andas por el lugar equivocado.

Cuando se tiene la oportunidad de expresar, pero al mismo tiempo debatir o refutar de manera civilizada con tus iguales, es una oportunidad maravillosa de crecimiento y aprendizaje... así de vez en cuando a uno lo confronten con sus propias miserias; pero bueno, cada cual verá.

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Lo impresionante de tu reflexión, para mi, es que en una primera parte logras convencerme de que te crees todo lo que exiges, pero luego con tus ideas sueltas lo aclaras todo... ¿o será, a mi modo de ver, que lo oscureces?, porque una cosa es bien clara, sabes lo que quieres... pero también está el extenso número de concesiones que podrías hacer.

Yo por mi parte, nunca he hecho más exigencia que el no tener que ponerme a interpretar mensajes o a descifrar jeroglíficos, tener la certeza desde el principio que las cosas pueden funcionar o si por el contrario, estamos haciendo tiempo para reconocer el fracaso.

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Not like classified promoting, the merchant does not pay out out any upfront price to get part: Groupon collects personal specifics from prepared buyers and then contacts only folks consumers, mainly by working day-to-working day electronic mail, who could probably be fascinated in a distinct product or solutions.

Groupon employs a enormous amount of copywriters who draft descriptions for the discounts showcased by e mail and on the internet site. Groupon's advertising and marketing text for the 'deals' has been noticed as a contributing element to the reputation of the web website, that includes a distinctive mix of comprehensive reality-checking and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's industry turning into largely composed of lady clients, the delivers are usually concentrated on the wellness, wellness and elegance markets.

There are future issues with the business design. For instance, a profitable offer you could briefly swamp a tiny company with way way too several customers, risking a likelihood that customers will be dissatisfied, or that there will not be sufficient solution to fulfill the desire from buyers. Hole, a massive clothing retailer, was all set to get care of 445,000 discount coupons in a nationwide supply (however it knowledgeable server problems at 1 point), but a a lot more compact organization could turn into out of the blue flooded with purchasers. one espresso shop in Portland, Oregon struggled with an improve in consumers for three months, when it promoted around to one,000 Groupons on the 1 working working day it was supplied, according to a single certain report. In reaction to connected troubles, Groupon officials condition that 'deal' subscriptions ought to be capped in development to a realistic assortment.

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